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Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
by Xina Serene December 2, 2011
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Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.
Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.
by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021
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monday morning

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"
by finn the manly man April 7, 2022
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Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex
Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!
by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025
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Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.
by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"
by pbizy97 May 23, 2018
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Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
by Ekker October 19, 2022
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