Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.
Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
by sbohandley June 9, 2024
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Struggles with an identity crisis and is a piece of shit in regards to women and some other areas. His sex-symbol, heartthrob, smooth boy, lover boy, flirty persona is all BULLSHIT. He's an insecure POS. If only you bitches knew...
Struggles with an identity crisis and is a piece of shit in regards to women and some other areas. His sex-symbol, heartthrob, smooth boy, lover boy, flirty persona is all BULLSHIT. He's an insecure POS. If only you bitches knew...
Person: Have you listened to "Drive Safe" by Jack Harlow? I love!
Me: Yeah, I have. It was my 13th reason why I attempted to KILL myself...
...IMMEDIATELY after I listened to it.
Me: Yeah, I have. It was my 13th reason why I attempted to KILL myself...
...IMMEDIATELY after I listened to it.
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Sophia was giving me head earlier and really getting into it so I had to hold on for dear life (and nut) and ended up giving her the Harley Davidson
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“Man i really wish we could be like this school, we’re really east harlem priding them!”
East Harlem Pride is a school that fantasied about Petrides so much during the course of the football season, that they used it as motivation to make it to the championship game
East Harlem Pride is a school that fantasied about Petrides so much during the course of the football season, that they used it as motivation to make it to the championship game
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