by Ghana_Ghana_Ghana December 03, 2017
by OddEndz November 11, 2022
It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
by ECOUTDOORSMAN March 17, 2023
International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."
"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016