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glent brick jumpy vozhd waqfs

The first five words everyone guesses on Wordle because it uses every letter in the alphabet except for x
Person A: What are the best words to guess in Wordle?
Person B: glent brick jumpy vozhd waqfs
by US6506148 B2 January 6, 2024
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Brick

An object that slaves in ancient Egypt were forced to spend their lives making for Pharoah who is an asshole and wouldn't even give them straw. A rectangular baked piece of clay that can be used to build prisons, churches, schools, and the the building you work at doing a job you could live without to pay a mortgage on a house made of bricks that you cannot afford. A handheld computer powerful enough to perform all the calculations necessary to build a rocket and get off this hellride, but is generally used to ruin your life and live in a world where your opinion is always the correct one because of logarithms and bubble butts, so you shut the fuck up and make another brick. A tool for joyless masturbation intellectually, emotionally, politically, spiritually, socially yet not sexually, since real people are getting seriously harmed for weak sauce.
Yo, lemme use your brick, I wanna break my face.

I got drunk and used my brick to get fired from my job by throwing it at my bosses wife. Now, I'm unemployed and I have three girlfriends who all hate me, I used to have a job, a wife and a mistress and the latest, most, rammiest, fastest Phone in the world! I was wrong...just a brick with a picture of my dick .
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Brick

Something that will split somebody's shit.
Harry- He's out of bricks, how many fingers am I holding up?
by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021
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Bricking

Going out with your bros and everyone pops a bunch of cialis. Then whatever happens, happens.
You guys coming out tonight? We're going bricking! I got the cialis!
by Wonga Wango June 21, 2023
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Bricked up

To have a brick of snow

synonyms:
to believe something is hard, (interesting)
Ex- Alex “Damn g you bricked up”
Tony “shit broski you know it

Ex 2- Clover “Okay Okay I see you with the Lowe garment that fit is bricked up”

Amanda “You know it bitch” 🥂
by bunnymademillions November 2, 2023
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Brick

something that ends up at the self for a long as time, not worth waking up during the release
"did you cop those sup af1 with chef adar bot" "yeah but they ended up being a brick"
by Equal_Memes May 14, 2018
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Brick

It's Cold. It's Mad Cold. Usually Used In New York.
Gianna : It's gonna be mad brick tomorrow so wear your jackets
by dee.deee6 February 28, 2017
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