dirty dead unicorn

The act of a wife killing her husband and cutting his dick off. Then proceeds to sew it on his forehead and ride his dick like a unicorn horn while simultaneously shitting in his mouth.

My wife is going to dirty dead unicorn me if get another hooker pregnant.

by NecroUnicorn September 20, 2018

Dirty Jose

When a girl is getting gangbanged by 2 guys and they decided to nut in both of her ears

Me and my boy were gangbanging this chick and we gave her a dirty Jose

by Mushroom chode January 19, 2019

dirty pretty things

dirty pretty things is the name of carl barat, of thelibertines, new band. the line up is:
-carl barat - vocals & guitar
-anthony rossomando - vocals & guitar (formerly of the damn personals)
-didz hammond - bass (formerly of cooper temple clause)
-gary powell - drums (libertines drummer)

carl is amazing and v talented and dirty pretty things will rock!

by acb.efg.ijk.mno.qrs.uvw.yz October 9, 2005

dirty pedro

A female that wipes their ass backwards getting shit in their pussy. AKA the crack hoe whipe.

When I pulled down Sarah's panties, I seen she had given herself a dirty pedro.

by Josh Smith April 28, 2004

The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction

The best 1D fan fic (I and millions of other people think) by far. It is written, animated, voiced by, and directed (he pretty much did EVERYTHING) by Mark Alan Parsons. In the video, all of the pussycats are kidnapped by Lord Faptuguise, and the 5 boys of One Direction try to rescue the pussycats and stop Lord Faptuguise. It is rumored that on September 18th, 2012, there will be a second video with the boy's actual voices. But, it is not certain that this will happen yet.

Person 1: OMG Have you seen this video called 'The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction' on youtube yet??
Person 2: Are you KIDDING ME?!?!? I have seen that video so much that I practically make up HALF of their views.
Person 1: Me too. That Mark Alan Parsons guy is a GENIUS. Oh, and what do you call a 2,000 pound spanish toilet??
Person 1&2 in harmony: EL TON JOHN!!!!!! :D
Person 3: You guys have lost your minds...

Person 1: Our minds have been gone. What rock have you been living under?!?!

by taytheketchuplover June 30, 2012

Dirty Jack

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.

by AyeLad April 15, 2020

Dirty Orozco

When you are going down on a girl and you stick your nose in her vagina. AKA nose-fucking someone.

I was eating her out and i pulled a dirty Orozco on her.

by UCSC_Victorio October 4, 2010