Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.

Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021

Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry

Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟

by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021

caldwell county coleslaw

When your wife gives you a blow job but before she swallows she gives your brother a hickey.

"She must have performed the Caldwell County Coleslaw, because he gave his brother his wife and the double wide to go with her"

by dirtydavis November 8, 2021

Collin County

A county located just north of Dallas County. In the 2020 census, it is designated as the fastest growing county by population in the United States. As of 2020 it has a population of 1 million approximately. Since the 2000 Presidential Election, the vote share percentage for Republicans in the subsequent Presidential Elections, has been declining fast, while the Democrats vote share has been rising fast. The 2020 Presidential Election is considered to be the closest in modern times, in which Joe Biden lost Collin County to Trump by only 20,000 votes.

James: What is the best place to move to and fine a job?
Jhon: Collin County in Texas, it is a boom county, and thus there are a lot of job opportunities there.

by MST3K I like November 11, 2021

Lafayette county fl

Population with little more than eight thousand this county is full of fuckboys,rednecks,hoes,potheads, farmland,hunting clubs and nosey ass people that go to one of the hundreds of churchs that out number the people there, a county where you can get jesus and a two dollar gallon of milk from the dollar store and see rednecks with jacked up truck with dog boxs in the back

When somone says there from lafayette county fl dont trust them

by Some_fucker23 September 8, 2021

Lafayette county fl

Lafayette county florida a county located in north east central florida with a population of a little more than eight thousand the county is full of fuckboys,hoes,drug addicts,rednecks and nosey people who go to one of the hundreds of churchs in the county its not uncommon to see tweakers on the side of the road or at a local gas station or see a jacked up truck with a dog box in bed of the truck, the county is one of many places where you can get jesus and a two dollar gallon of milk from the dollar store

Stranger:im from lafayette county fl
Me:so you a fuckboy,hoe or a methhead?

by Some_fucker23 September 10, 2021

harris county

dirty ahh stanky ahh poor ahh country ahh place. This place is butt. If you consensually live here ur dum. Super dusty crusty musty and smelly

Dan: Jesus Christ you look disgusting. Where are you from?
Sally: Harris County, GA

by 1738Balls September 14, 2021