Wet Clown

When you shoot your wad on the face of your signifcant other; causing her to have the appearence of a clown's runny white makeup after being soaked with a bucket of water.

"Man I gave my girlfriend a wet clown last night, she was none too happy."

by BOOTY MCGEE July 6, 2008

down with the clown

u will fuck up any bitch that says they like eminem

i love eminem....wut fuck u up get down with the clown

by vampn3r November 1, 2007

Clown Nose

A clown nose is when a penis head is tinted crimson from rough sexual relations with a person or person's butt hole or vagina. A bloody dick head.

I fucked Louisa in the ass and pulled out a Clown Nose.

by Clown Noser May 2, 2008

Silly Clown

One who cuts the ass cheek area out of his jeans or dungaries then parades around like that.

That silly clown used the internet to visit www.chuckynorris.com

by Dr. Snuggles July 10, 2003

angry clown

Throwing confetti at a prolapsed anus while yelling "whose laughing now?".

We got pretty drunk last night. She let me do the angry clown. We broke up this morning.

by cram it, Louise! just cram it! May 13, 2014

Ass Clown

One who is a total fucking fucktard.

See fucktard.

"Dude, you ass clown, stop touching my sister."
"Hey, ass clown dont eat my notebook."
"Whoa, that kid looked like a total ass clown with that giant bump sticking out of his eye."

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

Down to clown

Verb: the act of smoking weed and making balloon animals

Person a: down to clown?

Person b: why does that sound weirdly kinky? But sure

by Killerbueh July 30, 2016