Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.
Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!
by OtterChic April 25, 2006
Get the captain dip shitmug. Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.
by Kitty Clysm February 9, 2012
Get the Captain Kirk Syndromemug. When you get some kush (Kind Bud) and grow it in milk that have had captain crunch in it, when all of it flakes off into the milk, and when you smoke the bud, it tastes like Captain Crunch. In other words, best shit ever.
John: Aye.
Josh: Wanna smoke sum captain kush?
John: Hell yeah nigga!
*thirty minutes later*
Both: HOOLLLLYYYY SHHHIIITTTTT!!!!
Josh: Wanna smoke sum captain kush?
John: Hell yeah nigga!
*thirty minutes later*
Both: HOOLLLLYYYY SHHHIIITTTTT!!!!
by FutureStoner May 16, 2011
Get the Captain Kushmug. by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
Get the swarthy sea captainmug. by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009
Get the CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOEmug. AKA: Captain Eroticcakes. Noun: A man that will not say one word for 8 consecutive days, but get him in the club, and he will get in 12 freaks per hour.
by Conswertin March 8, 2004
Get the Captain Blazingcakesmug. A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.
That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010
Get the Captain Cameltoemug.