california sunflower

A circular train of vag munchers, in which one female tounge punches the vaginal cavity of another famale while she gets her own vag consumed by another female. This represents the petals of the sunflower. In the middle of the cirlce consists a ninja star. A ninja star is the very chanllenging act in which four women are scissoring all at once. Thus representing the seeds or center of the Sunflower.

I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.

by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk February 22, 2019

california rendezvous

Essentially the same as Broke back Mountain

Greg's not here. He must be on another California Rendezvous.

by BaldchickenOfreedom March 1, 2019

California Coleslaw

When a man licks the cum out of his wife's pussy after being cucked

Jim over there just had some california coleslaw

by Gary Morgan March 15, 2019

California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019

California Tractor Pull

When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass

That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night

by The bigges big boi January 2, 2019

california coke can

A California come can, or Cali coke can, is when you take a coke a cola can and shit in it. Then bust a nut in it to give it a smoother consistency. You then take a dildo as a scoop and use the shot as lube when you fuck. Best for girls with a small pussy. It really gets in there.

Ally wanted to be a little kinky last night so I made her a California coke can.

by I like the thicc Bois January 7, 2019

California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.

Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*

by masterjand January 15, 2019