Adam Bird

Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.

Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.

"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"

by Smittys May 7, 2023

Adam Strange

Adam Strange is one of the most genuine guys a girl can meet, he is loving, caring, sweet, kind and all of the good things you can ever get in a man, and more! He will be shy at first, but once you get to know him, he will open up to you completely and be the best person in existence. He will be the light of your day, the light of your night. He will never leave you, cheat on you or any horrid things you can think of. He is the perfect guy any girl could wish for. If you know an Adam, be friends with him, if you aren't friends with him, you're missing out. If you know an Adam, cuff him. He may not be the best looking, but he will be the one thing you'll want to get out of your bed at 6am in the morning for.

Adam Strange is also insanely good in bed, he will give you the best pleasure you could ever think of, and more!

Wow! I wish i could be like Adam Strange

Adam Strange is the best guy in the world

by Dictionary Jesus December 6, 2018

Function Adams

A white singer/rapper from Hauppauge New York. Is actually good but nobody knows him outside of New York. Kinda sounds like Juice Wrld but white. Lol

I saw Function Adams at the mall, he kinda looks like Bazzi.

by Paul Hymen July 23, 2019

Adam Meehan

Big forehead with an 8 inch monster

You are such an Adam Meehan

by Jacobbibbz October 15, 2018

Adam is a potato

A retarded chipmunk lookin head ass beaver

Oh my god, that kid Adam is a potato.

by Britney omg lawl August 11, 2018

adams quad

an adams quad is a boy that lives down the road who has that annoying electric quad parked in the middle of tha road

man did you see adams quad?

yeh, watta twat

by The mannnn oh yer December 14, 2008

Adam Cherutti

He is ligit the biggest Fag in Newmarket. He has a .5 inch cock that cannot make cum and makes his dad suck it every night. He likes boys and asked a kid named Jadonnie at his schooo if he could insert his cock into Adams ass because he is gay. He has no friends and is the most irrelevant guy in Newmarket. He plays fucking polo so u already know he is a homo guy. Every gay guy in Newmarket has seen Adams small uncircumcised penis and they don’t like the length

That Adam Cherutti guy has such a tiny penis and why does he want Jadonnies

by Jadonnie November 27, 2018