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Crank that Emily

When you're with a girl, about to jizz you cum in her eyes and she walks into a lamp post
So I was with a girl and managed to Crank that Emily
by Balloon123 May 28, 2008
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Henry Emily

I very attractive man from the FNAF book series and /or game, also known as the owner of Fredbears Family Diner and, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Along side his co-worker and "best friend" William Afton. He is also found in the hit comic Blueycapsules which you can read on twitter.
"I love Henry Emily so much!"
by MyWifesALampp June 13, 2022
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Simp emily

Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.
by the answer to life April 16, 2020
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Emily Little

A bad seed known for it's heavy dealing and/or use of drugs. An Emily Little can traffic drugs abnormally fast, no matter the weight.

An Emily Little also considered an el badazz...obviously because he/she is a Badass.
Dick - "Did you see how fast that person moved that chicken?"
Boris - "Yeah, he must've been an Emily Little."
by Gilly Montana October 12, 2011
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Paul and Emily

A great couple that’ll have each other’s back. No one shall cheat to one another, And will be loyal to each other.

They’ll always share feelings for each other, and comfort one another.

Usually Emily is the better looking one...
Paul and Emily sittin in a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, second comes marriage, blah blah blah and blah
by Pemily_ December 16, 2019
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Emily N.

EMILY IS THE BEST HOE EVERRRRR I WILL PROTEC AND I WILL ATTAC WHOEVER TRIES TO HURT HER AND ALERIA KNOWS IT!!!!! I WUB YOU EMMY YOU ARE SO NICE AND SWEET AND YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME NO MATTER WHAT AND I HOPE WE NEVER LOSE EACHOTHER ALSO WE JUST PASSED OUR 3 YEAR FRIENDAVERSARY AND I LOVE YOU BIIIIITCH I AINT NEVER GON STAHP LOVING YOU BIIIIIIIIIITCH I HOPE WE DIE HOLDING HANDS BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE PATIENCE WITH ME THAN I DO, I MEAN I DEAL WITH ME ALL THE TIME BUT YOUUUU DEAL WITH ME AND MY BOY PROBLEMS THAT SAYS A LOT BECAUSE YOU LIKE WOMEN
Emily N. is my bestfriend, I hope I never get seperated from her because otherwise I wont be able to destroy anyone who hurts her.
by Jemilyn N. February 19, 2020
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Emily wise

A evil clown with with long legs who likes girls. If you spot her run!
Emily wise pulled Taylor down the sewer
by your mega homo March 30, 2019
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