defcon 1

We're all dead.

Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.

by JackassMcFuckadio September 3, 2021

spyder 1

The Singer for the Spectacular band Powerman 5000. Brother of Rob Zombie. Has One of the greatest voices ever to slap the face of the Earth.

"Spyder 1 is crazy mad."

by exi July 9, 2005

1 and 10

A bet where the two people in the bet say a number from 1 to 10 at the same time. If the 2 numbers said add up to 10, the better has to do the task, if the 2 numbers said are the same number, the betee has to do it. If neither scenario happens, no one does anything.

"1 and 10, you have to speak only in pig latin all day"
" Okay, ready... 7!"
"7!"
"itshay"

by jd22 November 18, 2013

March 1

the birthday of ronald weasley <3 love u bae

what’s today?
“march 1st”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON😩

by dracoscumhole March 1, 2021

SHIFT + 1

The keys used to type an exclamation mark. Noobs often forget to hold down the shift button when being noobs so instead of "!", they simply type "1"

The term "SHIFT+1" is often used, with sarcasm, when mocking a noob.

"ZOMG~!!! I am TEH best!!! SHIFT + 1!!"

by MC1991 December 28, 2007

Ashley 1

A slut in the open and a bitch behind your back. Dates boys like how she changes shoes. From yeezis to ultra boost. Rich AF and has a nice smile. But behind that smile lurks some secrets

And sadness that only her close friends will ever know.

Person 1: Ohhh shittttttt ashley 1 walking down the place like she own it!
Person 2: she does

by Walking Dictionary wizard June 24, 2017

April 1

Lmao you were born as a joke!

James: Hey I heard he was born on April 1
Paulo: Haha he was born as a joke!

by Urban Qt November 4, 2020