september 1

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

by sammy04950 April 19, 2022

Issue 1

The end of your rights as you know it; complete bullshit.

Issue one takes your rights away like a dirty pirate named sanchez

by sleeping.in November 12, 2004

defcon 1

We're all dead.

Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.

by JackassMcFuckadio September 3, 2021

SHIFT + 1

The keys used to type an exclamation mark. Noobs often forget to hold down the shift button when being noobs so instead of "!", they simply type "1"

The term "SHIFT+1" is often used, with sarcasm, when mocking a noob.

"ZOMG~!!! I am TEH best!!! SHIFT + 1!!"

by MC1991 December 28, 2007

Attempt #1

Attempt #1 of getting my submission accepted by Urban Dictionary

Staff: Dude, no
Me: DUDE YES
Attempt #1

by Imagine_Wagons September 1, 2018

Ashley 1

A slut in the open and a bitch behind your back. Dates boys like how she changes shoes. From yeezis to ultra boost. Rich AF and has a nice smile. But behind that smile lurks some secrets

And sadness that only her close friends will ever know.

Person 1: Ohhh shittttttt ashley 1 walking down the place like she own it!
Person 2: she does

by Walking Dictionary wizard June 24, 2017

1 Dollar

More money than you have.
If you're looking this up on Urban Dictionary you are a fucking idiot.

Homeless Person: Hey you have 1 dollar
Person:No
Homeless Person: Then why the fuck you walking into a bank
Person: ...

by Noot Noot v561 October 25, 2019