My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.
by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019
a school where they dont give a shit about your education and really just want to get you in trouble. they make tons of cash but still like to raise the price cuz they greedy little witches. most of the teachers there are on something and don’t even know how to teach but still tell our parents that we are failing class. most kids are faker then barbie but still claiming they are your realest friend. yall may think that since we go to a little catholic school that we are angels of God, but in reality you would of wished that you didn’t try us !
by yourlocaltroublemaker February 27, 2019
Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.
Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.
Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?
Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?
by bailmary February 11, 2011
She likes verbal porn,
being warm and wet,
experiencing orgasms as she is peeing,
whoremones,
nude weddings,
and blossoms.
That is all.
being warm and wet,
experiencing orgasms as she is peeing,
whoremones,
nude weddings,
and blossoms.
That is all.
by WarmAndWet March 31, 2011
Mari-Jane is someone special. She always wants to have good time and is very attractive. She's slim-thick and has dark hair. She's a darker skinned with light eyes. Everyone around her doesn't understand her. She's always jumping with joy but inside she's dying. She's always shy at first but then she's the freakiest person when she's comfortable. She loves animals and cares for the realest people. She tends to keep her circle small because of the fake people. Many people act like they don't like her but they're just really jealous. She only rides for the people that ride for her. She seems super selfish and self conceived but she's only like that because she doesn't want to get hurt by anyone.
by PxpiZay May 20, 2019
Beautiful athletic person who is a people's person who loves to interact with people sweet and lovable person
by young.shawdy July 29, 2014
Cutest couple ever
But only a few problems
1. They never talk to each other
2. They NEVER talk to each other except on text
3. They have this amazing, beautiful, smart, adorable and weird friend that almost ruined their first kiss
But only a few problems
1. They never talk to each other
2. They NEVER talk to each other except on text
3. They have this amazing, beautiful, smart, adorable and weird friend that almost ruined their first kiss
by Pregnant banana November 20, 2017