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Fucking assholes not accepting my definition. And hell yeah! i take it personally. Bitches!!
urban dictionary: Sorry Sir. May I suck your penis?
Me: You're not worth it. Fuck you for not accepting my word
by Simpledefiner September 16, 2016
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My Name Is Walter Hartwell White

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by Scarquess December 1, 2022
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yams in my bank account

A fine quote from Twenty-one Savage
"I am the proud owner of eight yams in my bank account" or "My new worth is equivalent to eight yams."
by Stingray-Johnson October 6, 2017
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Blow up my phone

Send 10 bra or pantie pictures to the other
Blow up my phone "Megan got dared to blow up my phone and so she did"
by Dave113 February 27, 2019
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too much sand for my truck

Portuguese people have a saying that goes "muita areia para a minha camioneta" or too much sand for my truck which basically means that they're overwhelmed and can also be used to describe a person that is way too attractive for them as in they could never handle having any sort of relationship with said person.
*hot chick walks by*
dave: damn
miguel: dude, she's too much sand for your truck
dave: oh c'mon, she definitely isn't too much sand for my truck
by lipa4 February 22, 2018
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at the lowest point of my life rn

a comment on a video called "Sleepover With Your Dominant Girl Best Friend ASMR Sleep Help/Teasing/Pinned Down/Soft Spoken" with over 11k+ likes at the time i'm writing this. became viral after some shitpost pages recognized the comment and turned it into a meme.
At the lowest point of my life rn

Update: it got lower
by deathseeq August 25, 2023
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Go bun my wif diks

Bunning wif diks is the equivalent of not caring or just straight out not giving a fuck.
Phrase was originally coined by Agne Jagelaviciute.
You think I am stealing intellectual property? Too bad, go bun my wif diks.
by SrDerp July 7, 2020
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