Cover girl

To cum on someone’s face and then spit in their face. Then give them the option to rub it in or you yourself rub it in. (Palm meet face)

Stacy: “So I was fucking this guy the other night, he pulled out, came in my face , spat in my face, and then asked me if I’d like to rub it in or if I’d like him to rub it in…he called it a cover girl, said it was a skin treatment.” , I think he was a dermatologist!

by Fhkhue September 23, 2022

lil girls

mens toys

some dude: hey bro its a lil girl
other dude:yea lets get her
some dude:*walks over* hey lil girl~
some dude: look more toys/lil girls

by somegirl-._-. May 14, 2020

national give a girl your hoodie day

novembee 23: give hoodie:)

boy 1: do you know what day it is?
boy 2: yes it’s november 23?
boy 1: no not that it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
boy2: ohhh i will dw

by ching_ch0ng.ling.l0ng November 22, 2023

girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

by QuacksO February 24, 2021

The little thing that girls do

It's that little thing that girls do you know, i love it when they do the little thing

G: Hey you know the little thing that girls do? Do you like it?
M: Like it? I love it, it's my favorite thing about girls

by Lukesangelo January 10, 2022

hot girl zoom

when you zoom in while taking a selfie (normally a mirror selfie). this helps make the angle / position of your phone less awkward, while also adding a slight aesthetic vintage grain. most importantly, it decreases the quality of the image, smoothing out your skin and making you appear hotter.

“omg, you look so good in this selfie!”
“haha thanks, i used the hot girl zoom.”

by bumbleebee December 23, 2019

Girls Guy

A guy who understands girls well but isn't gay

"Oh yeah Josh is such is Girls Guy"
"Yeah hes cool"

by cigár of the male gender September 22, 2023