ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
by dr. Raymond December 02, 2017
The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords December 05, 2015
by ReeShow March 21, 2022
Nero: Look at all these chicks swiping right on me on Tinder after I brought Premium.
Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.
Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.
A chick tank is a tank top made for women, worn by women. And they usually have a chick slogan on the front, like "PINK" which is the slogan for Victoria Secret.
by Pkanextions February 06, 2019
Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 15, 2024
he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020