by Mike Ockisbig December 14, 2004

A gay boy who thinks he is black and wears out dated clothes.
He also bakes bread and does top-less pictures with a pussy assed chain
that boy there is a titty boy
He also bakes bread and does top-less pictures with a pussy assed chain
that boy there is a titty boy
by joohnnny December 19, 2007

by tittiebanginurmom December 27, 2010

by Baznigger April 20, 2018

by James "dicky" Johnson October 17, 2006

Guaran-tittied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you're at the very least gonna see some tits!
"You gonna get some pussy when you see tiffany tonight?"
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."
by 5chmatz November 27, 2006

Dickhead - ur pretty
Slut - ikr luv me but it’s titty Tuesday!
Dickhead - I thought it was taco tue-
Slut - no, it’s titty Tuesday.
Dickhead - you make my dickhead rise.
Slut - good.
Slut - ikr luv me but it’s titty Tuesday!
Dickhead - I thought it was taco tue-
Slut - no, it’s titty Tuesday.
Dickhead - you make my dickhead rise.
Slut - good.
by Taba_kiki July 10, 2019
