Critical Identity Theory

Ray Blanchards definition of what's wrong with modern day society

Critical Identity Theory is easily defined in the National Institute of Health a government board committee.

by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023

The Faith Theory

when you’re super indecisive and love to change your username, twitter layout, editing theme and mood every 15 seconds. you’re also obsessed with 20 different celebs and you grow an obsession for a new one every day and you use letterboxd like it’s your lifeline 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

The Faith Theory is more of a problem than an actual Theory.

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

The Scroll of Judgment Theory

A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.

After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die

by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025

Macgyver Theory

The belief that using random, available things to try to make something work will actually work.

Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"

by Realtalk12 May 18, 2015

may theory

The May theory is a theory where people feel a spiritual connection during the month of May. Its where people realise what theyve been holding onto(spiritually, mentally, physically etc) its when they try and spend time distracting themselves and focusing on other things when really they should be focusing on themself. Everythings so chaotic and busy they dont have time for anything but they start to feel a sense of new strong beginnings. You start to let go of the past as the new season of Summer starts rolling in with the heatwaves, so if a friend feels a bit distant during May, be there for them, the May theory affects many

“Its May 1st!”
“Take care of yourself this month, the May theory…”
“Whats that?”
“Search it up on urban dictionary!”

by maddie dalsh May 4, 2023

Rhinebaque Theory

Rhinebaque Theory is an ancient mythical legend, carved in the stones and passed down from man to man. It is the ultimate truth about women. In essence, Rhinebaque theory suggests that if you have a female friend, and she gives you a lolipop, she suboncsiously is thinking that she wants to give you a blowjob. It does not matter what age or race, if you are given a lolipop by a girl, she wants the cock.

"Here George, take my lolipop, I hope you enjoy it!"

"Why thankyou Alex, this Lolipop looks scumptious"

3 days later

"Ohhh Alex, yes BAABBEY!"
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As you can see, Rhinebaque Theory is true

by TheCrackWhore September 3, 2012

Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.

Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

by someStranger8 October 12, 2022