Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.
Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.
Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.
by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006
Get the treat them like dirt and they stick like mudmug. 
peter park wants to put some dirt in your eye.
The only reason why he wants to put dirt in your eye is because there needs to be a spiderman 4.
The only reason why he wants to put dirt in your eye is because there needs to be a spiderman 4.
by Thatgaiguy October 1, 2020
Get the I want to put some dirt in your eyemug. 1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010
Get the what ever blows the dirt up your skirtmug. Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period
Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
by Mike hock. July 16, 2010
Get the When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road homemug. "Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
Get the I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.mug. {in a come back}
u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!!
{when tlking about someone}
yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.
u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!!
{when tlking about someone}
yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.
by aCt!!On JaCkSoN January 3, 2008
Get the Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser sonmug.