LA Left

A communally accepted practice where Angelenos, waiting to take a left, go on or just before the light turns red because it’s freaking impossible to go before then :/

Dude, was just in K-town the other day, and I took 20 LA lefts.

Bro, I lived in LA so long, I got a ticket making an LA left in my hometown, and I forgot it was illegal.

by Danthesodacankim October 13, 2023

You Not Left

When you 100 % absolutely, undisputedly, ya oooand unequivocally right. When one tells no lies, keeps it real, and reads from the Non-Fiction section. What one is when they spittin nuthin but facts.

1st MF: Ey, Bro. You see Stacie in that dress at Hilfiger’s party? You could never tell from her usual getup, but GAAAAWWWD DAAAAYUUM! Shorty madd cheeked up…

2nd MF: You not left, Bro. You not left…

by Don Corona September 21, 2021

《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Left Thumb Ring

When a woman wears a left thumb ring it signifies she's a Lesbian, on the other hand, If a man wears a left thumb ring, it signifies he's gay.

Wow, she's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay girls are going for her.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.

by sharkmother September 14, 2022

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

Left-over car

That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents

I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car

by Sad Boi teen February 8, 2020