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hobo juice

1.Any sort of cheap liqour used for the sole purpose of getting wasted, this includes but is not limited to Mad Dogg 20/20,malt liquor bought in quantites no smaller than 40 oz.,and vodka in a plastic bottle
2.any sort of liquor that even a homeless person can afford
1.Dude I only have $6 you'll just have to get me some hobo juice
2.I was at the library and there was this dude sitting on the steps drinking hobo juice.
3.We wont be having hobo juice tonite we're trying to keep it classy/
by KIYA AND MONTY March 14, 2005
mugGet the hobo juicemug.

carrot juice

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used to describe someone attractive.
"That snowboarder Shawn White is so cute."

"I know, I really like those carrot juice guys."
by Amber Thomas September 26, 2006
mugGet the carrot juicemug.

hooker juice

A drink that will turn a prude ass bitch in a a cum guzzling hooker
I took your sister on a date last night. She kept saying no to my cock, so I gave her some hooker juice and she wouldn't get off me.

Your sister wouldn't play with my balls, but after I gave her some hooker juice, she was sucking my cock down like it was her job!
by Jerold & Nicole January 7, 2009
mugGet the hooker juicemug.

Story Juice

Favorite adult beverage of choice that gets you really drunk and makes the wild story a bit more loco. This can be beer, wine, or usually straight alcohol. Typically good “story juice” is Tequila, Vodka, Everclear or something 70proof+. Originated in San Diego after a few to many Mexico trips.
Last night the story juice got the best of me and I took the grenade home. OR Eric had a bit to much of the story juice and threw up all over himself, now he is the story.
by SD Kurtis December 11, 2008
mugGet the Story Juicemug.

Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt
Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."
by Anonymoose January 22, 2015
mugGet the Ass juicemug.

Juice-Cicle

When you take your index finger and stick it into a female's vaginal crevice. Let it sit there a moment, then pull it out, wet and all, and have her lick the pussy liquid off.
Lick that Juice-Cicle bitch!
by BigDick January 29, 2004
mugGet the Juice-Ciclemug.

juice rage

n. referring to a person that is suffering from the side effects of steroid use, namely a short temper
Oh god, he always flies into a juice rage when people don't do what he wants.
by ssssddddd March 11, 2007
mugGet the juice ragemug.

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