by Wintiyyioi August 10, 2006
Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.
Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.
Girl:... You eat way to much Subway
Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.
Girl:... You eat way to much Subway
Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...
by William Nye November 03, 2009
when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass
by one ball May 25, 2009
A modern or old device that is looked at as "crappy", "slow", or "ancient" by others. Mostly told by people with fast and great technology to people with slow, outdated, or crappy technology. A ham radio set is an ancient radio system which requires TONS of wires and confusing setup. The ancient set radio of the ham was invented in 1921. DATS OWLD!
Your laptop is such a ham radio set. It only has 4 gigabytes of RAM with a resolution of 700 as mine has 10 gigabytes of RAM with a resolution of 2140.
Go play a game on your 2 bit ham radio set
Get that ham radio set off that desk and get a better computer!
The sight of a ham radio set makes me want to cry!
Go play a game on your 2 bit ham radio set
Get that ham radio set off that desk and get a better computer!
The sight of a ham radio set makes me want to cry!
by Cubeman7 February 19, 2015
Being so amazing during a moment that the term "going ham" doesn't qualify anymore. And at that moment a can of paint is thrown on the floor around you and you keep being amazing
Person 1: dude are you seeing how good John is in this game of volleyball
Person 2: yeah man, he is going ham in the paint
Person 2: yeah man, he is going ham in the paint
by Dr. Mixie July 29, 2013
by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021
A play on the original acronym HAM, but to a more extreme effect..
1) To go HAM (hard as a motherfuc*er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of Darvin Ham's monster dunks.
2) Slam 'dunking' anything. Implication of goin-in hard.
*shout out to JM
1) To go HAM (hard as a motherfuc*er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of Darvin Ham's monster dunks.
2) Slam 'dunking' anything. Implication of goin-in hard.
*shout out to JM
1 - Bill on his bender last week slammed 3 cute girls, 5 fat girls, woke up in a barn twice, got a unicorn tramp stamp tattoo to win a bet, and at one point was found completely duct taped to a wall. The kid was goin Darvin Ham all week!
2 - "How'd things go with that girl last night? Did you go-in?
"Let's put it this way.. we were goin Darvin Ham all over the place. Broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! It was out of control
* may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.
2 - "How'd things go with that girl last night? Did you go-in?
"Let's put it this way.. we were goin Darvin Ham all over the place. Broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! It was out of control
* may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.
by DANGER!! April 05, 2011