chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.

when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"

by mmdog June 16, 2010

Crap

A replacement word for a bad word

Crap, I burnt the food.

by Smh hehe April 25, 2019

crap

A pile of what you are!!!

You just a piece of crap!!!

by bchjgcuyrgfirtfyiuy January 26, 2021

Crap crying

1.fake crying;lying about something by crying or to get attention
2.crying for something so ridiculous and the person means it
3.crying to get your way (in a bad way not like if somethings not working and u want it to work so u get upset and cry)

"She's just crap crying to get her way"

by Idk I am me August 23, 2017

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

Crap

More family friendly version of “s##t” and a substitute of the word “poo”

Guy 1: HOLY S##T

Guy 2: I prefer holy crap”

by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021