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spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
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Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider

A Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a 2 faced bitch with multiple personalities resembling a Dog, Rat, Snake, & Spider traits. Trust that you don't want to play with this crossbreed.... The Dog will bark, as the Snake strikes, the Spider is venomous as he-she digs dirt on a unsuspecting victim & doesn't hesitate to RAT (snitch) no matter if you think your homies, friends, or family. The spunk punk Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider doesn't have a heart or soul. The origin of the crossbreed is unknown though it very well may have sprouted it's evil seed from the pits of Hell.
That Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a snitch whore bitch!
by Anyalatte September 5, 2016
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Spider-Man

A kid who wears a Spider-Man mask to school every day for no reason other than that he can
“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”

“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022
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Spider

Micah Walkers Deffiniton of someone bad; another word for snake; Jennifer bullock
She is a real spider.
by SpiderHater21 April 16, 2023
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Spider

Ahh yes, the spider. An 8-legged same game multi placed with one of the various betting agencies. Generally reserved for rugby league, a spider will consist of many anytime try scorers, margins, total points over/under and team first to score.
Hey Garry, you going to put a spider on tonight's footy match ?
by Oyster August 12, 2021
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spider-man

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Homework Spider

A spider who eats your video games if you don’t do all your homework
Sorry, guys I can’t play COD tonight. The homework spider ate my copy. Should have done that essay last night.
by Ocean Goblin December 29, 2020
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