Reverse Cramer

A) When you do the opposite of what button pushing Melvin Chad's scream at you on a weekly basis.

B) When your eating a girl's ass and she sharts, so you kiss her. Aka Reverse ass to mouth through a broker.

Scenario 1
Paper Hands: I just listened to Cramer and bought $NTFLX, now I'm down $8k
Ape: You always do a Reverse Cramer idiot

Scenario 2
Guy 1: I ate my girls ass and she sharted
Guy 2: Should have Reverse Cramered her

by Chubby_Panda83 April 23, 2022

Reverse Period

When you get a bloody nose while eating a girl out.

I was munching this girl’s box and just ended up giving her a reverse period

by megakool May 7, 2022

Reverse waterboard

When you give a facial then you slap a wet face cloth over her face (bonus points if it's cold)

At least I helped with the clean up with a reverse waterboard

by Paddywal May 8, 2022

Reverse Choppie

A choppie but from behind

He crept up behind him and gave him a reverse choppie

by Agent Double O’Hall October 21, 2022

Reverse Commando

The act of only wearing underpants and nothing else

I saw Katie today and she looked really hot going reverse commando!

by FartMendes69 January 3, 2022

Reverse catfish

Someone who looks better in real life than on their social media

Woahhhhhh Yusuf looks so hot in real life, he really reverse catfished me

by Shakywarrrior January 3, 2022

Reverse Mitosis

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)

Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?

by karlplant May 26, 2022