A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!
by jordansmymans March 2, 2019
Get the Goofy Donut Puppymug. 
The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
Get the Who are you giving the puppies to?mug. by FUCKYEAHYEEEHEE July 20, 2025
Get the Puppy partsmug. When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
Get the The Puppy Problemmug. by val3 December 7, 2019
Get the puppymug. Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexual in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Dani: I learned a new term in my human sexuality class.
Kandiss: What is that?
Dani: Puppy love.
Kandiss: Yeah, that’s the reason why I broke up with my boyfriend. He thought his basic to limited sex game was on point.
Kandiss: What is that?
Dani: Puppy love.
Kandiss: Yeah, that’s the reason why I broke up with my boyfriend. He thought his basic to limited sex game was on point.
by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025
Get the Puppy Lovemug.