Pre-Snails

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.

Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"

by shaginwagin May 5, 2010

Pre$$ure

Pronounced (Noun/Verb - preSHər )
The opposite of peer pressure, being the resistance, standing out. Standing above the bar of normality.

Term coined by Chuck Paradi$e

I am Big Pre$$ure.
Apply Pre$$ure.
That outfit is Pre$$ure.
No Pre$$ure at all.

by livingoatsofnj January 11, 2023

pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.

Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.

by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014

pre-modified

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by songvley May 10, 2021

Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.

While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis

by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016

Pre-eve

Most Popular brand's teen

I like wearing pre-eve shirt's

by MoneyPriest May 16, 2018

pre-lobotomy

Typically used when referring to a character in a television show or film who has undergone a noticeable and abrupt change from how they were originally introduced, often without any clear explanation or buildup.

Cat Valentine is such a silly character, I love her.

Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.

by Petroleum Jelly1231 November 9, 2025