perfect 

Christopher.
The best boy in the whole world.

I love my boyfriend christopher he is perfect.

perfect by <3 in love December 28, 2005

Perfect Storm 

A "Perfect Storm" occurs during intercourse, when an individual pisses on his or her partner, farts in their face, then slaps them so hard that they see stars. The piss represents the the rain, the fart represents thunder, and the stars they see represent lightning. Thus creating a "perfect storm".

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I was mad at my girlfriend last night, so during sex I gave her a "Perfect Storm".

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Perfect Storm by GlApp Money Shot March 29, 2009

perfection

when, after overcoming many obstacles in life, a girl and a boy meet on facebook, become fast friends, meet in person after a performance that the girl was in, and fall in love at first sight. they overcome various obstacles of their own, but make it through with their love growing ever-stronger each day. they are soulmates.

The relationship that Jacki and Michael have is a the greatest example of perfection

perfection by blueeyedjackal September 25, 2010

Perfect Blunt 

Achieved by rolling 2-4 grams of herb into a game cigar wrap which is then wrapped over with the leaf of a second game wrap. The product is an even, slow burning, yet smooth thc delivery system sure to please even the toughest blunt critics. It's legitimacy has only ever been debated by those who haven't tried it

Jon- Yo check out my grav bong its the perfect way to get stoned
Jordan- F**k that rookie tonight your smoking the "Perfect Blunt"
Tyler- Yeah son break down that 8th I'ma go grab a couple games

...45 minutes later
John-zzz
Jordan-Put that $hi* out broo I can't see
Tyler-Hell yeah i'll save it for the next generation "Perfect Blunt"

Perfect Blunt by JReckless420 December 3, 2010

perfect 

a girl who doesn't fart

Jessica is perfect because she never farts.

perfect by beeeeeeeboy June 7, 2011

Perfect Stranger 

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.

If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.

Perfect Stranger by edd_bruh June 7, 2018

the perfect storm 

When an individual sits down on the toilet and anticipates a "no wipe" condition. In doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.

Shit man that was fast!!! Dude I had the perfect storm....yea I just dropped one...NO WAY

the perfect storm by Surf Taco January 18, 2010