hook a bitch

Ghetto/slang for u-turn

"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."

by GateHearing August 18, 2009

Hook

It is a slang word for a police officer used mostly in Detroit and the suburbs of Detroit..

Oh shit man you need to slow down there's a hook up there..

Fuck the hooks are behind us we're getting flicked..

by JoeyBoomBoom313 September 21, 2016

Hooke

A legendary word from a legendary man. Some would say he's hooke, very hooke.
Much hooke!

When listening to "Your Beautiful" Danny said Much Hooke.

by Much Hooke November 16, 2017

Hook Shot

A wild, lucky shot that your friend chucked from the three-point line with one arm because he is too weak to get it there with normal form.

Jack: Dang, did you see that kid hook shot that ball?

Kaitlyn: Yeah, he sucks... Can't ball to save his life.

by The_Tru_Baller March 8, 2016

captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.

captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.

by Dave skylark February 18, 2015

hooke

A way of saying okay in a relaxed, informal manner in your friend group.

"I'll see you later" "Hooke"

by anonymous June 27, 2023

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.

by Sexydimma January 16, 2012