Toast

Something that starts out soft, but when it gets hot, it gets hard. (Even better when buttered).

Arian: Gosh, I really hope Alicia sits on my toast tonight.

Alicia: Hmmm..maybe I'll butter Arian's toast tonight.

by Juice Layer November 21, 2009

Kiri Toast

The up coming God of this era

Bow down to Kiri Toast and beg for mercy

by KiriMotherFuckingToast February 27, 2023

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Camel Toast

1. When a burn victim hikes up her melted-on yoga pants

2. A cigarette sandwich (Used in French cockfighting culture)

“Damn that burnt bitch with a camel toast is eating some camel toast” - Moses

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023

Toasts and bell

A situation going unexpectedly well.

"Hey guys, how's the new trivia app doing?"
"It's all toasts and bell, dude, users love it"

by toastsandbell November 10, 2016

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

Toasted Salad

When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad

MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned

by Randy the perv February 28, 2021