A mysterious entity who is the center of many mysteries. Many hours have been wasted trying to solve the mysteries behind this man, but none have come close to a conclusive answer to the mystery that lies behind this man.
Per: hey Lars, you've heard of Obama right?
Lars: of course i've heard of Obama, why?
Per: you don't happen to know Obama's last name do you?
Lars: *fucking implodes*
Per: yeah me neither
Lars: of course i've heard of Obama, why?
Per: you don't happen to know Obama's last name do you?
Lars: *fucking implodes*
Per: yeah me neither
by Hamgburger :3 April 15, 2021

Man: Obama whats you last name?
Obama:I will not tell you
Man:are you trying to hide something?
Obama:ima say the N Word and destroy you!
Man:no
Obama:nigga
Obama:I will not tell you
Man:are you trying to hide something?
Obama:ima say the N Word and destroy you!
Man:no
Obama:nigga
by Dgxhdgdjhikllgdx November 3, 2019

I very hefty pour of booze, typically tequila. Coined when watching President Obama meet with Mexican Pres. Nieto in 2013. The two shared a glass of tequila that was HUGE, coining the term "Obama Pour"
by Johnnyeffenboots March 11, 2024

1st USURPER of the United States Presidency.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim.
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOETORO: Barry Soetoro.
FACTUAL CITIZENSHIP: Indonesia.
To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim.
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOETORO: Barry Soetoro.
FACTUAL CITIZENSHIP: Indonesia.
To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 29, 2024

Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name๐๐๐๐๐๐
Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama ๐๐
Chad: Nahh fam ๐ you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born ๐๐๐
Chad: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
You: Obamas last name is Obama ๐๐
Chad: Nahh fam ๐ you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born ๐๐๐
Chad: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
by ๐ตโ๐ซThatDizzyGuy๐ตโ๐ซ April 19, 2022

by Obama Sushi November 4, 2020

Obama is the kanye from the future. Obama has time traveled to when his name was Kanye and in 2020 kanye will become president, the obama we know changed time and life as we know.
by The goat of the truth June 17, 2018
