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Noodle Fight 

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
Related Words

Noodle licker 

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks
After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

Noobiest Noob

One who has very low self esteem or confidence. They usually are called a noob when they just get a game or have no in-game purchases. They may get cyber bullied.

Or

A name of a unpopular YouTuber but the definition is pretty much the same.
That is the most Noobiest Noob I’ve ever seen!

Noodleback 

when a woman feels sexy, wearing lingerie, and is relaxed like a soft noodle.
She got dressed up to go out on a date night and was feeling like a noodleback.
Noodleback by Sweetpea1of3 November 10, 2018

Noodlegobbler 

A person who eats to many noodles
Henry is such a noodlegobbler
Noodlegobbler by Fulminare October 25, 2020

Noodles-on-the-Couch Day 

One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day
Friend: You good man?
Me: Nah. I've been having a Noodles-on-the-Couch Day since I woke up.
Noodles-on-the-Couch Day by Fergie03 December 31, 2020