bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

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Brynn Marie

She’s a fucking asshat crackass asscrack jackass no cap 🚫🧢 she’s literally the best person you can talk to. she will always be there for you unless you piss her off then she’ll put you through hell

Brynn Marie is literally the worst asshat

by yourelame.com April 23, 2019

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Marie-JUlie

A hot chick Theo dated long time ago

- who's that chick ?
- it's Marie-julie, Theo's girlfriend, she's so hot !

by Theo's big ass October 26, 2020

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Is wild and silly, extremely ADHD. She loves tortellini and soft Victoria's secret panties she calls "Vagina Rubbers" Her lips are like Angelina Jolie, her smile lights up the room and her ass is like BAM!.

Man: "did you see Khrysta Marie today, those dsl's are amazing!"

by valgina August 7, 2012

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Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019

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Mary Celeste

To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.

After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.

by Cat Dog Horse August 7, 2020

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