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Iron Man

having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice
by UncleRicoIsGod July 26, 2016
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Ironic

OK so she does understand irony. Oh! That's my third obsession. Brett's knees.
Hym "You know it's ironic that, um... Something. I don't know, honestly I don't have an ironic thing to point out here. Brett's knees was the joke. That's all I got for this one. It's a callback. In case you weren't aware. An old one. It's... Um... We've been doing this for a long time already.... Yeah. But I gotta go to sleep here so... Bye.
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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Squeezed Iron

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)
"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."

"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."
by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010
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Iron Horse

Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.
Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.
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Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich
Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron
by The big mamma t June 10, 2023
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Ironic

I'm allergic to red maple and I'm Canadian; wowee that's ironic.
by Smishmasterflex October 18, 2019
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Coincidentally ironic

When some is a coincidence but it is also ironic
When you work at a knife factor but you forget to take one for yourself to use for a party. This would be deemed coincidentally ironic.
by ser240 January 3, 2021
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