You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
Oh my god they did the German mud wizard
by Luciepoo February 27, 2023
Lauren Allison German Robles
Lauren Allison German Robles
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
by jtets December 10, 2013
This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
by Thegoofster123 September 01, 2020
Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
by von groovy July 17, 2024
by headshotcraft April 19, 2023
A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)
by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 26, 2023