lil german boy

Lil german boy gohan spends his time in discord and has L rizz and sucks at flirting

Lil german boy said, “Your pink because im hot.”

by Marixiner October 9, 2023

GERMAN RABBIT

THI IS WHEN A GUY FROM GEORGIA GOES THE WHORE HOUSE TO GET A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO GET SOMEONES NAILS DONE

EDDY WHEN TO THE LUCKY SPA FOR A GERMAN RABBIT

by kingkthegreat December 29, 2022

German

Driving to Milwaukee to get railed in a hotel room

She was German so she drove an hour and a half to Milwaukee so we could have sex in my hotel room

by John my hopkins November 10, 2021

sweep like a German

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface

Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

German salute

When you stand up with a raging boner

Yo that guys doing a German salute

by Orbert November 7, 2021

German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021

German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022