Take a wild fucking guess

Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.

by Thaddian July 9, 2015

FUCKING HIDEOUS

My boss & his 'new' girlfriend

Look at them pair over there acting like they are innocent, its fucking hideous

by CUT THE CHEESE December 13, 2004

fucking fucklebucks

term used to curse, to express anger, disappointment, annoyance..

oh fucking fucklebucks...!

by longy999 December 20, 2010

Fucking idiot

A person who is such an idiot that you must emphasize it by using the word fucking

Ella though I had hooked my forehead when all I did was was a big fish; she's a fucking idiot.

by leche lube May 23, 2016

One Fucking Two Seconds

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.

"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"

by Road Block June 11, 2006

park-fucking

The act of hooking up in a park, usually referring to underage girls giving handjobs in Riverside or Central Park because their parents are at home.

Mike: Yo, that hot 8th grader and I were park-fucking last night.
Peter: Really? Did you buy her a 40 first?

by spoonzinator October 16, 2008

state school fucking

A fucking that is so no holds barred that it must come from a person that spent the majority of their teenage days not studying the classics but rather studying the art of fucko. 2.) A fucking with no brakes.

I put a straight state school fucking on that private school bitch and she got all swim fan on my ass.

by matt5000 May 25, 2010