An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I hate Evan.
by Bruh42069666 November 20, 2019
Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.
Look at Evan over there.
by lfp3 February 15, 2022
by dumbblonde666 December 10, 2017
Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes
by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021
He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
by feuves January 24, 2022
Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick
by Eatthisguysdick October 23, 2019
All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019