early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.

by IPUface November 13, 2011

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Honorary Deuce

Taking a dump for a fallen/long lost brother in arms.

Person A: Yo did you hear Paw is moving to Toronto?
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.

by Pins Mcgee December 22, 2013

Ill Deuce

When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.

Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"

Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."

by Hey Jack August 8, 2014

Armand Doucet

Probably about the most badass dude on the planet. Founder of the "Iron Will" campaign, a campaign that raises Money/Awareniss for Illniss. Hes a multiple Iron Man Triathloninst and Is in top physical condition. He is also a beloved teacher at Riverview Middle School (If you've seen the photos, yes /hogwarts/ and that was His idea too). Hes an inspiration to us all, and sorry ladies hes taken ;) Hes a fantasic guy and one of the best teachers I've ever had. Thats for being so awesome Mr.D
-An Ex-Student

"Yo, you Remember Armand Doucet, our grade 6 science teacher?"

"Hells yeah, how could I forget!?"

by Mak-Chan February 19, 2015

home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015

saucy dauce

man with an illegitimatly small penis

man that penis is so saucy dauce

by Saucey dauce November 27, 2015