DAV disorder

DAV disorder is an extremely rare disorder that consists of urges of abnormalities and absurdity amongst people's names/surnames starting or ending in dav

David angrily spoke to john about his issues with DAV DAV disorder

by Sebass_chin2007 March 16, 2021

Cheems Disorder

Cheems Disorder is when the person can't type correctly and replaces the letter with the one next to it.

Texter 1: So how are you?
Texter 2 : idk I'm doing good yoi?
Texter 1 : Do you have Cheems Disorder?
Texter 2 : Yesh I do

by Incooknito April 17, 2021

Colussi Disorder

When someone feels the need to be an asshole for no apparent reason and just enjoys putting other people down. If you are suffering from this you probably ask stupid questions and get mad when someone asks you to do anything that will make their lives a bit easier.

"That person is so mean for no reason."
"I think they have Colussi Disorder!"

by I_Hate_Your_Guts May 1, 2021

NeedTeej Disorder

A very rare and serious medical disorder in which one is dying of a lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, the chills, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, the person has 48 hours to survive. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej came to the rescue on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

symptoms disorder

When you have symptoms linked to multiple disorders, mental illnesses, and/or neurodivergencies but can't pinpoint which one is you. This is not an actual diagnosis, rather it's for the people who cannot be professionally diagnosed and are trying their best themselves.

"Dude idk what's up with me. I'm always anxious and sad. people keep telling me I'm being rude but I don't understand what they mean"
"might be depression. or anxiety. or ADHD... no, you just have symptoms disorder"

by Behee July 30, 2021

CAP Disorder

Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.

"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!

by Whon Kick August 7, 2021