"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"
by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022
Get the Pretzel-crossed mug.That’s why Jane is always in some drama, because she’s always been a Cross-Artist.
Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
by Flood Light June 28, 2022
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“i cross bodied the fuck out of that hoe”
“ i fucked her and you already know i hit her with those cross body (proceeds to air hump with his hands crossed over)”
“ i fucked her and you already know i hit her with those cross body (proceeds to air hump with his hands crossed over)”
by loverboyyyy321 August 16, 2022
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Perry-“Yeah dude, he threw up everywhere and passed out in the oven!”
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by Aids4tw August 27, 2022
Get the Crossed Out mug.the kind of lovers that for some external reason cannot be together. originates from an old tale, where 7 daughters of a god and goddess lived in some sort of heaven, one of them was a weaver, the best actually. she begged her mother to let her go down to earth, after a while her mother agreed but she had to go with her sisters. they were all playing around in a little river when all of the sudden a man appeared, he was a farmer he was walking with some kind of cow, and he fell for her, she was the most beautiful person he had ever seen and so did she. she decided to stay with him to make a life of their own and they did. until she decided to go visit her family in the heavens, her mother was furious, she actually did not let her go back down to earth for a while, it didn't matter how much she begged her mother wouldn't break, after what it felt like years her mother agreed to let her go down again but she wouldn't be able to go back to her anymore. so she did. even after everything that happened they were able to love each other in the end.
i hope this ain't you cuz tbh it sucks. take careee
i hope this ain't you cuz tbh it sucks. take careee
star- crossed lovers.
friend: so how did it go with him at the end?
me: well, let's just say that the stars were not in our favour.
friend: I am sure you guys will find your way to each other again.
me: I hope so.
friend: you guys are just star-crossed lovers.
me: I was hoping you wouldn't say that. now our love is in the hands of something we don't know or can control.
friend: it always works at the end, or in another life. just keep true to your love for them.
friend: so how did it go with him at the end?
me: well, let's just say that the stars were not in our favour.
friend: I am sure you guys will find your way to each other again.
me: I hope so.
friend: you guys are just star-crossed lovers.
me: I was hoping you wouldn't say that. now our love is in the hands of something we don't know or can control.
friend: it always works at the end, or in another life. just keep true to your love for them.
by hopelesdreamer August 29, 2022
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Person 1: help me finish my Cross Product homework
Person 2: fuck off you fucking nerd ass cock licking bitch
Person 2: fuck off you fucking nerd ass cock licking bitch
by lord of gaylards August 29, 2022
Get the Cross Product mug.100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun
by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022
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