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Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!
by DJTiffers March 20, 2015
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Crap

The word "crap" comes from the inventor of the flushing toilet, Thomas Crapper. After that, the toilet started to be called the "crapper", in honour of its inventor. After that, the name for feces became "crap", and finally, nowadays, we use it as a word to express our emotions. Some people consider it as a swear word, but it is actually a shortened last name.
Person 1: Your wallet was stolen!!!
Person 2: ...Crap.
by le zoink December 18, 2018
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Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.
Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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Crap tooth

A word used towards someone stupid
Jimmy: hey crap tooth come here

Damien: fuck you Jimmy
by Joemamasahoe October 19, 2019
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Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024
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Crap

Crap is poop…..
Aw this piece of crap

the dog will crap on the floor if we don’t let her out
The dog will crap if we don’t let her out
Aw this stupid Piece of crap
by Handles6678919/: August 31, 2021
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crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017
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