Bong Water

The opposite of holy water.

Guy: I once got cursed by a satanic priest after they applied bong water to my forehead.

by BigTallMexican June 16, 2022

Bong helmet

When one is high and thinking of outrageous ideas.

“Bro imagine an adult-size infant” “Damn this dudes wearing the bong helmet.”

by Suffolkcountycunt August 20, 2022

Higus bong rip

Taking a fat Higus bong rip is when dallas meihls inhales all of devins ass juice.

Hey did you see dallas take a fat Higus bong rip?

by Dallas meihls August 28, 2022

bong bong

Nebulous term used to describe a dim or slow witted person. Used in place of politically incorrect jargon.

She sure is cute but such a bong bong.

by Axotlys September 5, 2022

A bong with a side of waffle fries

When two people have sexual intercourse and one ejaculates into a cup or any object that can hold the seamen and then is poured into a bong with water and mixed in. Then crush up the weed and smoke it and the the left over seamen is used to suck into a straw then stuffed up the bum and spit it all out into the anal hole until none left so when the person shits the shit will be white.

Me n my bf went to a party and there was a crazy chick called raphi fisher who stank of poo and was as hairy as punch the monkey who then said let me have a bong with a side of waffle fries but no one wanted to go near her because that bush was sticking out from the side of her pants.

by I hate Indians February 27, 2026

Bong-arm

mild shoulder and arm pain caused by excessively picking up heavy bongs

"Dude, I've been smoking so much my arm hurts, I think I have bong-arm"

by UrbanSkid March 5, 2026