Unrequited boner

A boner that has no chance of being relieved.

She gave him an unrequited boner, then left the party.

by CGTG February 24, 2012

Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016

Boner Brain

The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.

I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams

by TadBitOfThad May 11, 2015

boner abuse

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.

Just say no to boner abuse!

by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017

Weird Boner

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character

The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.

by Wade Poole July 23, 2018

Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.

Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."

by Jman030303 June 15, 2019

Boner Nope

When you have an erection, and see something so horribly displeasing, your boner just, well, nopes.

So I was about to have sex with my wife when on the news, a midget was spanking an old man with a paddle. Straight up boner nope on that one.

by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016