a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017
Get the German Math Teachermug. The accrue combination of adderall and Viagra. Often doubling the recommended dosage of both. No relation to the geographical area of East Germany whatsoever.
I gave my pet tiger the “East German double” the other day. He was like a zany fireball, a flying squirrel with 400 legs.
by Fartboi88 March 15, 2020
Get the East German Doublemug. If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
by The Görmen August 21, 2022
Get the Tactical German hand edgemug. Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east
Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''
by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 14, 2018
Get the German Cakemug. When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.
(This was made in honor of a tik tok user called arsenicnitrogen)
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.
(This was made in honor of a tik tok user called arsenicnitrogen)
by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023
Get the german flagmug. by GZXD1308 November 8, 2021
Get the German Ovsyannikovmug. Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.
by Will Dillan May 27, 2017
Get the dutch germanmug.