by borky.bork December 24, 2021

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Hottest girl alive , she fire
by Westina January 18, 2017

A mean ass bih who is a bully. Spends her free time being rude and making people feel bad. Notoriously a horribly person.
Mark: Yo dude you wanna go out tonight!
Kevin: Nah, Frank is being a real morgan recently.
Mark: You’re right, idk what’s up his ass.
Kevin: Nah, Frank is being a real morgan recently.
Mark: You’re right, idk what’s up his ass.
by truthspitter13 July 2, 2019

A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013

by Johnny sinz March 12, 2021
