j status

to do something jewly or a jewish action

scotts constant penny picking is very j status

by bbspo July 7, 2008

J Pap

To squirt Hershey's syrup in a chick's snatch before you go down on her.

I gave that chick I met at Stratus a J Pap when she took me black to her dorm room.

by Ralph the Raider December 7, 2009

sweet j

a good blowjob; head

damn that bitch gives a sweet j.

by Growcock November 5, 2007

J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

by Professor Hugh G Rection November 6, 2014

Roll A J

the act of rolling weed into a paper joint; to roll marijuana into a paper
usually rolled in rolling Raw Papers

"You should roll a j so that we can smoke and get high"

by stephydeeee94 November 1, 2013

J-card

A piece of paper inside the case of a cassette tape that tells you what's on it. So called because it looks like the letter J from the side.

Guy 1: Thanks for the mixtape, what did you put on it?
Guy 2: Look at the J-card, man.
Guy 1: Scatman John? Thanks bro!

by YourBatteryIsLow April 5, 2013

J-rab

A jippy Arab like person

Shut the hell up you J-rab

by Smoby-jones September 3, 2008