Childrens touch 

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.

My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.

Childrens touch by anonymous December 21, 2020

Oh Touch

1) “Oh shit”
2) “No way!”
3) “Bet”
4) “That’s cool”

“I’ll be back with the pizza in 10 minutes”

“Oh touch”

Oh Touch by DreamBar April 1, 2021

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

National touch dick day by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

UwU Touchy Nipple 

You usally have sex on sundays and UwU everyone with your fidget toys

UwU touchy nipple baddie :) Lol ewe.

UwU Touchy Nipple by UwU ball January 19, 2022

Portuguese touchdown

The act of a Portuguese man/women spending a feral night with a large red haired Canadian man/women.

“Yo I heard you you got the old Portuguese touchdown”

Portuguese touchdown by Wacky tacky July 28, 2022

Iowa Touchdown 

In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)

Iowa beat South Dakota St. by scoring an Iowa Touchdown

Iowa Touchdown by BobBobbyBob September 3, 2022

Ribs Touching

When someone is extremely hungry, straving, famished. It could have a connotation of poverty, lack of resources, unable to feed yourself or feed someone properly. It could also mean you haven't ate all day or be used as an exaggerated statement of hunger to imply your more than ready to eat.

My ribs touching... I know your ribs touching... She needs to take better care of her babies her baby ribs always touching...

Ribs Touching by SinaiVon June 7, 2023