"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry
by Panda Penguin June 2, 2015

Jeff: "...Luke toasted his ass."
Eric:"Toasted? You're white as fuck!"
Jeff: "That wasn't a fucking roast it was a goddamn toast."
Eric:"Toasted? You're white as fuck!"
Jeff: "That wasn't a fucking roast it was a goddamn toast."
by JammingToInUtero January 16, 2016

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.
Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival
by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

by BurnLarryGoode July 14, 2023

by Barbienick December 25, 2022
